Serena KozakuraTokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada has acquitted a well-endowed Japanese pin-up model of charges that she kicked a wooden door of a man’s room and crawled inside to catch him with another woman.

The court ruling said the 38-year-old bikini model, who goes by her professional name Serena Kozakura, could not possibly fit into the hole in the door because of her 44-inch breasts.

Said Kozakura in a TV interview after the court ruling:

“I used to hate my body so much… But it was my breasts that won in court.”

World media had a field day poking fun at the news….

Says a headline in LiveNews.Com.Au: The Best Defence is a Breast Defence

Video

In this video uploaded to Liveleak, Serena Kozakura speaks in a news conference after the ruling, and demonstrates how it was impossible to squeeze her bossom into the hole in the door.


Serena Kozakura

Below, Serena Kozakura (in sideview photo above) demonstrating how she can’t possibly squeeze through the hole in the door.

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Agence France Presse reports

The case was splashed through the Japanese media on Tuesday, with the Asahi network even inviting her to demonstrate how she could not fit through the opening.”

“The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they’re well-trained,” Kozakura said.

Mainichi Newspaper in Japan reports more details..

Kozakura was charged with having kicked down the door of a man’s apartment after she had been kicked out following an argument with another woman there in November 2006. In July last year, the Tokyo District Court found her guilty of willful destruction of property, but she appealed against the conviction.

During the appeal hearing, the court heard testimony from the man and a witness who both said Kozakura had kicked a hole in the door, through which she wriggled through to re-enter the apartment.

The hole in the door was a rectangular shape 72 centimeters long by 22 centimeters wide. But Kozakura has a 101-centimeter.