PinoySpy Tabloid would like to inform our loyal readers and rabid commentators that there will be no news today because our news editor, BigBrother, is sick with diarrhea after eating one-day-old chick.

Our blogger is now taking Immodium and drinking Gatorade to stop dehydration and hopefully he will be back tomorrow.

In the meantime, please help him find stories by suggesting some headlines…